Society merchandise

The Society’s Official Coffee Vessel

From $8.95

For parents whose coffee is warm and whose social calendar is largely administrative. Bears the Society seal on one side and “You have the evening. We have a table.” on the other. The Recording Secretary considers this sufficient encouragement before nine o’clock. Suitable for coffee, tea, or holding something while deciding whether to introduce yourself. Membership is not required. Washing it occasionally is encouraged. Undersocialized refers to the parent. The children are fine.

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Ceramic mug Dishwasher and microwave safe 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it. Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.