Society merchandise

The Society Shirt

From $14.50

Official attire for parents who have noticed they have fewer friends than they used to. The Society seal appears on the front, sparing you the trouble of explaining your affiliation. It does not spare you the trouble of making conversation, though no introductions will be conducted. Suitable for Assemblies, Expeditions, and standing near other parents while deciding whether to say something. Wearing the shirt does not constitute an RSVP. The parent. Not the child.

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Adult unisex sizing

Use a T-shirt that already fits the intended wearer. Lay it flat, without stretching, and measure:

Width: straight across beneath the sleeves, from seam to seam.
Length: from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.

These are shirt measurements, not body measurements. Flat width is not chest circumference. Compare both width and length with the table; choose the closest fit. If between sizes, the larger size gives more room.

The Society Shirt — garment measurements (in)
Size	Flat width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33

For example, a shirt measuring 20 in across and 29 in long matches size M in this chart.

Supplier measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Fit is not guaranteed. These shirts are made to order; sizing-related returns are not accepted.

How the shirt is measured

Shirt measuring diagram: A is length; B is flat width.

Supplier size guide · Measurements checked October 7, 2026. Download supplier chart.

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More details

Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) Relaxed fit Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it. Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The Society Shirt

From $14.50

Find your size.

Adult unisex sizing

Use a T-shirt that already fits the intended wearer. Lay it flat, without stretching, and measure:

Width: straight across beneath the sleeves, from seam to seam.

Length: from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.

The Society Shirt — garment measurements (in)

Size

Flat width (in)

Length (in)

2XL