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The Society Hoodie

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For parents who would like a few friends and an additional layer. The Society seal appears on the front. Suitable for the walk to an Assembly, an outdoor Expedition, and the conversation that continues after everyone has said they should be going. Issued by The Society of Undersocialized* Parents. Ownership is entirely optional. * The parent. Not the child. Cotton Heritage M2580. 8.5 oz fabric; 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, except Carbon Grey (55% cotton, 45% polyester). Regular unisex fit that can run snug. Please consult the garment measurements before choosing a size.

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Adult unisex sizing · Cotton Heritage M2580

This hoodie runs small. The supplier recommends ordering one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.

Use a hoodie that already fits the intended wearer. Lay it flat, without stretching, and measure:

Width: straight across beneath the sleeves, from seam to seam.
Length: from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.

These are hoodie measurements, not body measurements. Flat width is not chest circumference. Compare both width and length with the table; choose the closest fit. If between sizes, the larger size gives more room.

The Society Hoodie — garment measurements (in)
Size	Flat width (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26	31
3XL	28	32

For example, a hoodie measuring 21 in across and 28 in long matches size M in this chart.

Supplier measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Fit is not guaranteed. These hoodies are made to order; sizing-related returns are not accepted.

How the hoodie is measured

Hoodie measuring diagram: A is length; B is flat width.

Supplier size guide · Measurements checked November 1, 2026.

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More details

65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz) Regular fit but can run a bit tight Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it. Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The Society Hoodie

From $40.00

Find your size.

Adult unisex sizing · Cotton Heritage M2580

This hoodie runs small. The supplier recommends ordering one size larger than your usual size. Compare the measurements below before choosing.

Use a hoodie that already fits the intended wearer. Lay it flat, without stretching, and measure:

Width: straight across beneath the sleeves, from seam to seam.

Length: from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.

The Society Hoodie — garment measurements (in)

Size

Flat width (in)

Length (in)

2XL