Society merchandise

The Expedition Crew Hoodie

$35.00

An additional layer for the Expedition Crew. The children are fine; they may still be cold. The existing Expedition Crew artwork is printed in teal on the front. For outdoor Expeditions, ordinary afternoons, and the long walk back to the car. Issued by The Society of Undersocialized* Parents. Ownership is entirely optional. * The parent. Not the child. Comfort Colors 1467Y youth hoodie. Youth XS–XL. 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.4 oz garment-dyed fleece, relaxed fit, and a jersey-lined hood without drawcords. Please consult the garment measurements before choosing a size.

ColorSize

Find your child’s size.

Children grow on their own schedule. Compare these measurements with a similar garment that fits comfortably.

Children’s sizing · Comfort Colors 1467Y

Compare with a hoodie that fits comfortably over the clothing your child normally wears underneath.

Lay the garment flat, without stretching, and measure:

Width: straight across beneath the sleeves, from seam to seam.
Length: from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.

These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Flat width is not chest circumference. Compare both width and length with the table; choose the closest fit. If between sizes, the larger size gives more room.

The Expedition Crew Hoodie — garment measurements (in)
Order size	Flat width (in)	Length (in)
Youth XS	14	17.5
Youth S	15.5	20
Youth M	17.5	21
Youth L	18.5	23
Youth XL	20	25

For example, a hoodie measuring 17.5 in across and 21 in long matches size M in this chart.

Supplier measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Fit is not guaranteed. These hoodies are made to order; sizing-related returns are not accepted.

How the hoodie is measured

Hoodie measuring diagram: A is length; B is flat width.

Supplier size guide · Measurements checked November 3, 2026.

Quantity

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More details

100% soft ring-spun cotton 31 singles Midweight fabric (6.4 oz) Relaxed fit Jersey-lined hood without drawcords for child safety Rolled forward shoulders 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband Signature twill label CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it. Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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